Seeking: An Executive Assistant for a multi-tasking CEO

Charm: Capable of enrapturing and inspiring coworkers, senior execs, international dignitaries, llamas, ocelots, infants, restaurant managers and hotel concierges.

Attitude: Positive, tenacious, curious, inviting, warm. No BS.

Qualities: MUST. LOVE. PRESSURE.

Dedication: You’re ready for game time anytime. 9–5 = 4.

Skills: Email badass and calendaring aficionado. Typo slayer. Judo travel planner, airline seat juggler. Capable of finding Bangladeshi Coffee in St. Louis, and familiar with how to tip in Moscow...