Mylestoned is looking for a full-stack engineer who can deliver on our 50-year plan.

• Aged 13-95.  Male, female or ocelot.  
• Puts Butt Paste on ears to reduce headphone chaff from incessant coding.
• Realizes that the only non-reusable design patterns should be in the kitchen.
• Wants the sales team to cram ‘what-they-just-sold-that-we-don’t-have’ up their asses.
• Has quietly figured out a compression time-bending formula that provides 67.6 minutes for every daytime hour.
• Is often referred to as absurd, insane, paradoxical and brave.  Terrifies and confuses most normal humans...